A bit of Aviation Christmas fun

I thought I will write a Christmas list based on 12 days of Christmas and I will also included a picture and comment about it. I will not add all the pictures for all 12 days as it will take to long. I am doing it cause Christmas is coming up and I want to do it now so here we go.

And so it all begins…

On the first day Skylines gave to me. A free a319

What the hell is this tweet…

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Skylines gave to me.
2 E170 and a free a319

I think it broke the gear:

On the 3rd day of Christmas Skylines gave to me.
3 ATRs, 2 ERJ170 and a free A319.

Thank you for flying Wizz air…

On the 4th day of Christmas Skylines gave to me.
4 ground handle, 3 ATRs 2 ERJ170 and a free A319.

Don’t ask:

On the 5th day of Christmas Skylines gave to me:
5 Snow aircraft, 4 ground handlers, 3 ATRs 2 ERJ170 and a free A319

I feel bad for people who are sitting in row 25, D, E and F

On the 6th day of Christmas Skylines gave to me.
6 Free destinations, 5 Snow aircraft 4 ground handlers 3 ATRs 2 ERJ170 and a free A319

How to incorrectly put a life jacket in…

On the 7th day of Christmas Skylines gave to me.
7 A300s, 6 Free destinations, 5 Snow aircraft, 4 ground handlers, 3 ATRs, 2 ERJ170 and a Free A319

They need YR-MUM. Quote from @AviationA340-500

On the 8 day of Christmas Skylines gave to me.
8 737-800, 7 A300s 6 Free destinations, 5 Snow aircraft, 4 ground handlers, 3 ATRs, 2 ERJ170 and a free A319.

How to open the door while in flight…
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On the 9th day of Christmas Skylines gave to me. 9 free slots, 8 737-800, 7 A300, 6 Free destinations, 5 Snow aircraft, 4 ground handlers, 3 ATRs 2 ERJ170 and a free A319.

The best way to rate a landing is to hold a cup of water and hold it on landing.

On the 10 day of Christmas Skylines gave to me. 10 extra passengers , 9 free slots, 8 737-800, 7 A300, 6 Free destinations, 5 Snow aircraft 4 ground handlers, 3 ATRs, 2 ERJ170 and a free A319.

New way to push back…

On the 11th day if Christmas Skylines gave to me. 11 DC10, 10 extra passengers, 9 Free slots, 8 737-800, 7 A300, 6 Free destinations, 5 Snow aircraft, 4 ground handlers, 3 ATRs,2 ERJ 170 and a free A319.

Who wants to buy an cheap and abounded Gulfstream?

On the 12 days of Christmas Skylines gave to me. 12 Cargo aircraft, 11 DC10, 10 extra passengers, 9 free slots, 8 737-800, 7 A300, 6 Free destinations, 5 Snow aircraft, 4 ground handlers, 3 ATRs, 2 ERJ 170 and a free A319.

I really hope you liked it the jokes I put into the list. thanks for reading.

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Happy Cristmas!

Well not even Christmas yet. Although we are in December but we still have a long way to go.