✈️ LHR is Open: Let Them Come Over for Tea and Biscuits! (Receiving Only!)

Hey fellow aviators,

My London Heathrow (LHR) is officially open for business, and my ground crews are looking dangerously bored. They are currently trying to race the baggage tugs, which is a massive health and safety hazard. Please save them from themselves.

Seriously, let them come over for tea and biscuits! My gates are clear, the kettle is boiled, and the biscuits are ready for dipping.

Note: I am only receiving planes at the moment, not sending them out!

Why should you send your beautiful birds to my LHR?

  • Speedy Turnarounds: My crews handle baggage like they stole it.

  • Premium Catering: Every arriving pilot gets a virtual cup of Earl Grey and a digestive biscuit.

  • Guaranteed Landing: I promise not to stack you in a holding pattern over London for three hours.

What I need from you:

  • Any Size Fleet: Send your planes my way for a quick turnaround (Preferably C-F classes only PAX)

  • No Return Needed: Just drop them off, get your rewards, and I will handle the rest.

How to connect:

  • My IGN: Player1260307588

  • Airport: LHR (London Heathrow)

Drop your username below, send a request, and let’s get these planes moving!

Safe flying,
Tissue

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Sent you a BCS3 from ZRH

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Sent you a A321 from ZRH, I play daily, my IGN: FVG Air

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Sent you a 752 enjoy ING DJ airways

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Thank you! I will accept your plane!

Thank you very much for sending your pilots to enjoy some tea and biscuits!

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Accepted! Thank you very much!

What’s your IGN??

Player12060307588

LHR is putting the kettle on—pilots, come get your biscuits before air traffic control eats them all!

I love this post. It’s not demanding, it’s friendly and funny and a good example of how I feel these posts should be. I’ll dispatch either a Fokker 100 or crj 1000 to you when I get the cash. The Zurich buzzer pilots are desperate to quench their thirst, as long as you have a choccie digestive with them brews. None of that rich tea nonsense :grinning_face:

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We’ll be absolutely delighted to have your Zurich pilots join us! We’ve already lined up their favourite brews and, most importantly—the choccie digestives. We can’t wait to welcome them and hope this becomes a regular tradition!

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Hello all! If you are reading this post, LHR is no longer accepting planes at this stage due to its capacity limited. However, if you would still like your pilots to come over to enjoy some supper, please reply down below what planes you would send and your IGN. We are, unfortunately sad but we will try to make space later on. Happy Flyings!

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Hello everyone! Good news, LHR’s capacity is growing. I have 4 more available spots for player contracts, especially for those who want some tea and biscuits! We would be more than welcome to take you in for our remaining spots!

PS: There will be more spots for contracts later on.

Thanks!

Sending you B734 and A319

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Thanks!

Sending 2 A21NY’s, I have 5 more available if you want them.

I would take 2 A21NY’s first due to capacity limits. When I get more contract spaces, I could certainly handle 5 more of your planes for you!

Wait uhh is your ign Player1260307588 because it says player not found on LHR

If it doesn’t work, here is my IGN: Player1260307588. Try again if it does not work. If you have further inquiries, please let me know.

Regards,

Tissue