Weed Airlines Press Release
Wed, January 28th, 1pm EST / 6 pm GMT
With the Olympics around the corner, Weed Airlines LLC is introducing its Team Canada Olympic Hockey Jersey livery. All planes out of our primary hub in LEJ are being repainted with the new livery.
In addition, CJRVWilliams, the CEO of Weed Airlines has announced the following new regulations that passengers should be aware of:
US Citizens will be rebooked on Spirit Airlines unless they are able to win a fight against a member of Team Canada’s Hockey team. We do not promise they will make it to their destination, or that Spirit flies to their destination or from their departure airport.
US government officials, except for state officials from Colorado, California, Washington, Vermont, and Connecticut will be rebooked on American Airlines and diverted away from the Olympics at the request of the local government of Milan, Italy.
Finally, we are increasing the size of our complimentary gummi reindeer and brownies for all customers (flights departing Reykjavik are exempt due to local regulations).
Today, February 1st, we announce the closure of our business at NGO and start to reduce our fleet.
We will no longer be renewing existing contracts or accepting new ones,
but all contracts will be fully completed.
Yeah… I dig people using AI to help with the translation and organize ideas for suggestions and feedback… but on this thread that’s just for imaginative fun… it seems… not good sport.
It’s the style that makes it seem just… lifeless? I guess that’s the word I’m looking for. I reccomend just writing it like a journalist, a lot better, more personable and fun to read
As CEO of British Northwestern (a sort of dead in the water airline, does some odd flights with some odd planes and odd liveries ) I though I’d unveil a logo,
(This was created with Gemini but it can’t spell Northwestern so I got ChatGPT to finish it)
Our operations focus out of Liverpool and Manchester (Imagine if this were true ) but it also covers our London operations (in lieu of BMI not having yet crawled back from the dead as an LHR local, fingers crossed).
I though it best to announce that the airline has launched new operations from a small airport in Southeastern Italy called Bari, to better facilitate our current operations to the airport from the UK with a new maintenance facility, combined with basing aircraft at the airport and beginning flights to destinations in Europe namely Prague, Innsbruck, Leipzig and our base London Heathrow as part of our new subsidiary British Northwestern Airlines Italia. There may also be the future opening of flights to Zurich and the potential for holiday charter flights to the Middle East with potential connections to Muscat (If you’d like a plane, I can send one though it’s likely to not be daily but hopefully at least every 2 days).
That’s awesome logo! And I don’t see any spelling mistakes, and your airline is just like mine… dead
Also all the livery’s look nice, you can do things like mine or other with different livery colours
I know I’ve said it to you a few times, but I’ll say it again, I really do like that Thomas Cook inspired livery you have on the 787s and A300s you send me, it works really well. Plus you surely want to use them after the gold planes you spent on the colours.
It adorns all my Etihomas Cookihad liveries for my 346 and 789 lol. It looks and I might keep it considering airports like HKG don’t really have a good colour scheme from their flag.
The CEO of SkyStaffextra has bought more parking slots at PRG (4 new!!!) and can now accept more C planes!
Also:
An interview showed, how he wants and why he wants to start big operations, especially in PRG:
Reporter: So, you want to make big ops at PRG, why?
Steve: So, you know I am a bit broke with GP and Wollars, so I can easily operate B planes from the path to many other European Airports, like PRG - INN or PRG - LEJ. You understand?
Reporter: Yes of course, it’s a strategic idea! What will you do with HKG and SYD?
Steve: I am not going to operate at HKG and SYD so much, because I often get stuck with levels and sometimes, on long-term, it is boring to have the same airlines, aircrafts, etc. You have more variety in Europe and this is why I will start big ops at PRG! Hope the other players understand!
Reporter: So that was today’s interview with SkyStaffextra’s CEO, Steve (Staff)! Have a nice day, WOA players! More news will come soon!
Aerolineas Gaviotas has unveiled its A359, B789, A321NY and B738M in their new liveries. These colours reflect the company’s three-colour scheme used in the game’s triangle livery variant.
CEO has stated that when custom liveries are available, these liveries will be implemented in the game, operating from the all-new ZRH airport (hopefully), reaching destinations all over the globe, both long range and short range.
Now with the Business Idea for PRG, Staff mentioned he will concentrate now on C plane contracts to get good advantage in economies and rewards at his level
) I though I’d unveil a logo,
) but it also covers our London operations (in lieu of BMI not having yet crawled back from the dead as an LHR local, fingers crossed).
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